blatantly stolen from another teacher

Ugh.

Friday I went in and was so sick I had to leave, and thought it might have been psychosomatic, but the continued knotted stomach throughout this week and accompanying not-so-fun symptoms put that out of my head. Although evidently all sorts of fun stuff has been happening at the school- L.'s been keeping me updated. Assaults and union-busting (or more accurately union-harassing) and switched schedules, oh my!

So anyway, I've been too sick this whole week to go in, so I stole this from another TFA-er's facebook note. I mean, it could've happened at my school. And probably has.


SCENE: After school in my hallway.

MALE STUDENT: (rapping to self)
FEMALE STUDENT: (singing to self)
BUILDING ENGINEER (to MALE STUDENT): You know why I'm laughing at you right?
FEMALE STUDENT: He sayin you stupid.
MALE STUDENT: YOU is stupid.
FEMALE STUDENT: No YOU is stupid. You ignorant.
MALE STUDENT: Whatever you play too much.
FEMALE STUDENT: You can't beat me though.